I have a stunning brunette daughter with eyes like honey caramel. She's intelligent, talented, and gorgeous. But once in a while...she pops out with some seriously head-scratching stuff. Today I bring you some of our favorite moments:
Holly on:
Food:
"Mama, can you OD on broccoli?"
Weather:
"If you like the rain, I don't understand your life at all."
Punctuation:
"I laugh out loud every time I type an exclamation point because I was told 'nobody is that happy.'"
Apologies:
"Sorry to everyone for my existence last night."
Safety:
"I'm walking to my car with my pink mace in hand. Mess with me now punk."Shopping:
"They say this city is the happiest place on earth, but I don't see a Nordstrom."
Nature:
"A bug just went into my backpack. I panicked and just zipped it up. Guess I won't be opening my backpack like...ever again."
Living independently:
"Couldn't figure out how to go through the car wash. #mydaddyspoilsme"
Telling Daddy her tire is flat:
"It's not that bad. Only the bottom half of the tire is flat."
I adore my girl, and the family has a lot of fun with some of her Hollyisms. I've been saying for years "That's another one for the book, Blond Moments From A Stunning Brunette." So, here you go. Chapter 2 to come....
What have your teenagers said that cracks you up?
When discussing adventure travel with my then 9 year old daughter Fiona, she said, "Next I'd like to go to Canada. They've got bacon."
ReplyDeleteHahaha!! Oh, that just made my whole day. New book, same title, eh?
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